Dear streaming service guys,
Look, I’ll be honest. I didn’t think I needed another over-the-top streaming service in my life. Like everyone else I know, I forgot my own mother’s phone number years ago, but I can still tap out my Netflix password in Morse Code with one hand tied behind my back. The Amazon Prime Video button on my remote is so worn down, I risk electrocution every time I want to watch ‘The Boys’. I can’t name all the state capitals or list every president of the USA, but I can tell you the best show airing right now on Peacock, Apple TV+, HBO Max, Paramount+, Shudder, CuriosityStream or discovery+ (it’s ‘Pig Royalty’, by the way – have you seen ‘Pig Royalty’?).