Sorry, Hubspot. Social media is NOTHING like sex.

Social Media Is Nothing Like Sex

I just stumbled upon an old blog post from the fine ladies and gentlemen at Hubspot, trying to convince me that Social Media Is A Lot Like Sex.

It’s not. And here’s 10 reasons why…

Social media is all about doing it in public.

57% of marketers have acquired customers via blogging. Fewer than 52% of them have acquired customers via sex. Possibly significantly fewer.

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How to offer discounts without trashing your brand

How to use discounts without trashing your brand

“The only statistics you can trust are those you falsified yourself,” said William Churchill and, given that he reputedly drank 42,000 bottles of Pol Roget champagne in his lifetime, you’d hope there’s some truth in that. Here’s a little nugget of purest nonsense we stumbled upon recently, based on research carried out by The Logic Group and Ipsos MORI.

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